Find out exactly why your Google Business Profile
isn't getting calls.
A flat-fee, one-time audit. No subscription. No sales call. No contract. You get a report — you keep it forever.
- 40+ ranking signals checked, every finding cites its source. Primary category, NAP, services, photos, reviews, posts, citations.
- 72-hour turnaround. Refund if we miss it. No 6-month retainer to find out if anything’s working.
- The report is yours forever — even if you never hear from us again.
- 01Add 12 missing service categories (est. +15–25% calls)
- 02Rewrite primary description with intent keywords
- 03Fix NAP mismatch across 8 citation directories
Service businesses whose phone rings when they rank on Google Maps.
If you've ever thought “I should probably fix my Google listing” and then didn't, this is for you.
Your Google Business Profile is the single highest-ROI marketing asset you own.
Complete profiles get 7x more clicks. Top-3 Maps results get 70% of calls. And most small businesses have never had theirs audited.
The existing options all suck for you.
SEO agencies charge $1,500–$3,000/month and want a six-month contract. SEO tools charge $30–$200/month for dashboards you don't have time to learn. “Freelance audits” on Fiverr are copy-paste templates that don't know your market.
We built something different.
A one-time audit, delivered like a finished product, priced so you decide in 30 seconds.
Four steps. No calls, no dashboards, no strategy sessions.
- 01
Paste your Google Maps URL
Click the checkout button, drop in your public Google Business Profile URL, and pay $149. No account to create.
- 02
We audit against 40+ ranking factors
Our AI system, trained on 10,000+ local SEO audits, scores your profile across 40+ factors and scans your NAP across 50+ citation directories.
- 03
A human checks every finding
No hallucinated claims. No generic advice. A human reviewer signs off before your report leaves the building.
- 04
You get a three-page PDF within 72 hours
72 hours is our guaranteed max — miss it and you get an automatic refund. Inside: your grade, your top 3–5 fixes ranked by impact, competitor benchmark, and paste-ready copy.
A three-page PDF covering five things.
What you won't get: a dashboard. A subscription. A “strategy call.” An upsell pitch. A 40-page PDF that's 80% filler.
- 01
Your GBP grade
40+ ranking factors scored. What's strong, what's costing you calls.
- 02
Your top 3–5 fixes, ranked by impact
Not a 60-item checklist. The things that actually matter.
- 03
Competitor benchmark
Your top 5 local competitors compared on completeness, reviews, posting cadence, categories.
- 04
Paste-ready copy
Two rewritten business descriptions, 5 pre-written GBP posts, Q&A seed questions, photo shot list.
- 05
Citation consistency check
We scan your NAP across 50+ directories and flag mismatches that are hurting your ranking.
This is what lands in your inbox.
A real, rendered audit PDF. Three pages of findings plus two appendix pages of paste-ready copy and methodology. Every number ties to a data point, not a guess.
“Ranked #2 for “Phoenix drain cleaning” within 3 weeks. Actually paid for itself in the first week.”
“I was paying an agency $2,400/month and got worse advice than this $149 report. Canceled them the same day.”
“The photo brief alone was worth it. My new primary photo doubled my clicks in the first week.”
One audit. One price. No surprises.
Starter
Most popularBest for: Most businesses
- Audit
- Paste-ready assets
- Competitor benchmark (5)
- 30-day re-audit included
- Monthly competitor tracker
- White-label PDF (your logo)
- Priority delivery (12h)
Pro
Best for: Track progress
- Audit
- Paste-ready assets
- Competitor benchmark (10)
- 30-day re-audit included
- Monthly competitor tracker
- Priority delivery (12h)
- White-label PDF (your logo)
Agency Pack
Best for: Marketing freelancers
- Audit (×5)
- Paste-ready assets (×5)
- Competitor benchmark (×5)
- White-label PDF (your logo)
- Priority delivery (12h)
- 30-day re-audit included
- Monthly competitor tracker
Questions, answered.
How fast is “72 hours”?
72 hours is our guaranteed max from the moment you check out. If we miss the 72-hour delivery window, you receive an automatic refund — no email required.
What if my audit is wrong?
If the report doesn’t identify at least 3 factually accurate, actionable issues with your GBP, we refund in full. You have 72 hours after delivery to request one.
Do I need to give you access to my Google account?
No. You paste the public URL of your Google Business Profile. We never touch your Google account.
Is this AI or a human?
Both. The audit is produced by an AI system trained on 10,000+ local SEO audits, then quality-checked by a human before delivery. No hallucinated findings, no generic advice.
Will this work for [my industry]?
If your customers find you through “[service] near me” searches, yes. The audit is built for any service business with a Google Business Profile.
How is this different from running Merchynt / Localo / eRank?
Those are tools — you pay monthly to learn and use them. This is a deliverable — you pay once, you’re done.
Can I buy more than one audit at a time?
Yes, Agency Pack is 5 audits at 33% off. Use them across clients or multiple locations.
If the report isn't obviously worth more than $149, get your money back.
“If the audit report fails to identify at least 3 actionable, factually accurate issues with your Google Business Profile — or fails to name at least one specific, fixable cause of your visibility issue — request a refund within 72 hours of delivery for a full refund. If we miss the 72-hour delivery window, you receive an automatic refund without needing to email us. After 72 hours from delivery, refunds considered case-by-case.”
One paragraph, one rule. If anything elsewhere on the site seems to contradict the guarantee above, the guarantee wins. A plain email to support is enough — no form, no cancellation flow, no chatbot.